Please stop talking to me

Why is it that the people I don’t like find it necessary to carry on conversations with me ?


It’s amazing. These people will not leave me alone, no matter how hard I ignore them. Even if I say nothing, they’ll keep on yammering. These people just don’t take subtle hints.

People, it’s very simple. If you ask me a question and I answer it without bothering to turn around, it means I don’t want to talk to you and probably don’t like you. If you persist in talking to me, then eventually my brain will shut down and let my mouth do the talking all on its own. We both know that this will lead to you getting your feelings hurt while giving brain and mouth a nice chuckle. Trust me, they’ve been doing this for years and are very, very good at it.

Let me just give you a word of advice. Leave. If you chose to ignore my word of advice, then I take no responsibility for what comes out of my mouth. You have been warned, fu*knuts.

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3 comments on “Please stop talking to me

  1. It sounds like we know some of the same people. Congrats on the move.

  2. Wicked H says:

    They have been given fair warning, you really didn’t even have to do that. Good for you!

  3. otter says:

    Clueless people NEVER seem to catch on. They probably think “Oh, poor thing, he’s so shy. I’ll just keep on rattling on to make him feel better.” Heh.

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