Various and Sundry

If you take advantage of a broken vending machine at work, is that stealing or making the best of a bad situation?

I think Florida has more old people per capita than Heaven. Hopefully, Heaven makes them take the bus.

If you ask the Disaster Recovery coordinator if he needs your travel information and he says, “I should have a logistics summary available for everyone tomorrow at our final DR Exercise meeting on the 1st floor.” should I take that as a “no”?

Is it bad to order pickles on-line?