Various and Sundry

If you take advantage of a broken vending machine at work, is that stealing or making the best of a bad situation?

I think Florida has more old people per capita than Heaven. Hopefully, Heaven makes them take the bus.

If you ask the Disaster Recovery coordinator if he needs your travel information and he says, “I should have a logistics summary available for everyone tomorrow at our final DR Exercise meeting on the 1st floor.” should I take that as a “no”?

Is it bad to order pickles on-line?


7 comments on “Various and Sundry

  1. Maura says:

    I think the answer to all of the above questions is “Probably.”

    Glad you’re back and that all went better than expected. Hope your mom keeps doing well. 🙂

  2. deb says:

    Wohoo! You’re ordering the pickles!
    But, um, I don’t think I like Gus’ as much as I used to. The sour are so… ouchy.

    As for Florida, everyone knows it’s God’s Waiting Room. Or, at least that’s what they call it ’round here.

    Welcome back!

  3. A says:

    I’m such a goofball. I still get such a kick out of seeing your address with the behind it. From what I can understand, it was just in time, too. World domination has paused at 100 members, I think. 🙂 glad you’re back safe, sound, and relatively sane.

  4. Howard says:

    Maura – I thought so too.

    Deb – Um…not Gus’. I have a relative in the Kosher foods business in Florida (where else) who is going to send me the BaTampte Half Sours. 🙂

    A – Me too! Glad I was one of the chosen. And yes, I’m still relatively sane.

  5. Tuning Spork says:

    1) Stealing.
    2) No comment — never been to FLA.
    3) Yes.
    4) Nah!

    Pithy, I know. But, then I’m recovering from talking out the trash. Whew, it’s muggy today…!

  6. ;o says:

    If you ask the Disaster Recovery coordinator…

    oooh, can i have that?

  7. Howard says:

    TS – Pithy? Ith that like being mad at thumeone? You know, he’th pithing me off?

    Winky – Yes, you may have that. I think it would fit perfectly at WS, Inc.

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