No matter how carefully you try and draw the State of Florida on your white board, it’s going to end up looking like a drooping penis. Sure, everyone in your office thinks it’s hilarious, but I promise you, the boss won’t.
Check this out…500,000 people are being told to evacuate south Florida. My company, in its infinite wisdom, wants to send people to south Florida. Why? So we can bring generators to try and get our offices back online once the hurricane moves through. Good idea, right? Wrong.
You see, folks, my company uses the public internet to connect their remote offices to their central office. Each one uses a local ISP. Can anyone tell me what happens to telephone service when a Category 4 hurricane comes barreling through? Anyone? Exactly. Telephone service goes away. Several days after Charly, 100,000 people still didn’t have telephone service. 100,000. What makes these “managers” think that telephone service, much less internet access, is going to be available in a few days? Morons.
You know, I don’t mind helping out, honestly. If there is something constructive I can do, I’ll do it. But do not send me in to a devastated area with a generator, bags of candy, lunch meat, and a sleeping bag. It ain’t gonna happen. If I have to go to Florida to help a hurricane victim, it’s going to be my Mom.