The DBA came by first thing this morning.
“Hey Howard, you got an update on my laptop?”
Yeah, dude. Here’s your update.
DBA walks away. Mission accomplished.
The guy in my office then says, “You know you just flipped off a preacher, right?”
“I did what?”
“You shot a preacher the bird. The guy graduated from seminary before he became a DBA.”
“Great. Guess I just got an upgrade to first class on the Hell Express.”