Got a call from the repair shop this morning that the DBA’s laptop has been fixed. The DBA showed up in my office about 9:30 this morning and asked if I had an update. I, being the professional that I am, turned around and said, “Yep. It came in last night and it’s ready for me to pick up.” He said, “So, when can you get it?” I said, “Well, with all this hurricane stuff going on, it may be Friday before I can get over there.” He said, “Oh.”
The thing is, I’m not doing anything to prepare for the hurricane. I’m just being a bastard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pull the wings off a few flies.
One of my coworkers brought it back and the son of a bitch came in and took it off my desk when I wasn’t looking. AUUUGGGHHH!! That pisses me off to no end!! Stupid, lowlife, weasely, conniving f*er went behind my back. I hope his wife gets her fat ass kicked while playing Monopoly. I HATE it when people one up me. I’ll get him back, though. You just wait and see.