I sorta got this from Smitten.
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with it?
First, I’d endow a scholarship in honor of my Bub. The woman never finished 8th grade, but set aside money to make sure her grandkids could go to college.
Second, I’d quit my job. And not just quit, mind you. I’d go out in style. We’re talking “sharing thoughts with all the idiots” kind of style. People would be talking about it at my funeral. “You remember that day Howard quit? Oh man, that was fan-fucking-tastic.”
Third, I’d travel. There are lots of places I want to go; Ireland, Scotland, England, Australia, Africa (photo safari, mind you).
And last, I’d find me a wonderful woman, preferably a blonde genius who looks like Goldie Hawn. Well, I’d probably do this before I set sail to see the world. I mean, who wants to travel alone? If anyone knows a blonde-genius-Goldie-Hawn-lookalike, can you send her my way? Chances are slim to none that I’d win the lottery, but maybe I can find the woman first, then get the money.
You know what? Screw the money. Find me the woman.