On Friday, Dooce had another great post on “poop”. I don’t know how, but not only can she make poop interesting, she then has the ability to get over 500 comments from others about their poop. That’s FIVE HUNDRED comments on poop alone, people. 500 hundred.
Anyway, I digress. Dooce (I don’t know her well enough to call her Heather) then goes on to mention that according to a book someone sent her (yes, it’s about poop) that a normal human should be able to poop in under two minutes or six at the most. Of course, she then wonders how most, if not all, men can take over 30 minutes. Well, ladies, I’m here to tell you.