I’ve been de-virginized! Uh, I mean Harold has been de-virginized. A grande Cafe Vanilla Frapawhateveryoucallit! The damn thing gave me an industrial-sized brain freeze that hurt like hell. It sure was tasty, though.

Oh, and before I forget, I’m working on a post that talks about The Coconut.


5 comments on “De-virginized

  1. Wicked H says:

    Our little How..Harold is all grown up!!!!


  2. Andria says:

    I am a regular reader for a while now 🙂 Well, now that your Starbucks cherry has been popped, I think it’s all over for you… That stuff is like iced vanilla flavored crack! Welcome to the dark side! Only a junkie would continue to pay almost $5 for coffee. I should know. I do it every day. 🙂

  3. deb says:

    My first trip there in months occured last Friday, when I tried out their “diet” Mocha Frappucino. I walked from Union Square with it, thinking, “Wow, this is really good!” until I realized my tongue felt kind of leathery and my head felt kind of mushier (than usual). LARGE QUANTITIES OF FROZEN ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER = BAD. I get it now.

  4. Betsy says:

    Did you walk funny afterwards for a while…?

  5. Kat says:

    We’re still waiting to learn of The Coconut and it’s evidently terrifying effect on you! 😉

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