A steam roller?!?

Of all the dumbass, moronic, idiotic, lame-brained, dick-headed, brain-dead, dumb motherfucking things to do, this has got to be one of the top 3.

Some lameass, shit-for-brains, donkey-fucking idiot of a road worker decided that it would be a good day to drive his steam roller to work. On a two-lane road. In the middle of fucking rush hour. A steam roller. A fucking STEAM ROLLER! The damn thing maybe did 5 mph the whole time for 2 1/2 fucking miles. Did I mention that the limp-dicked, pox-infested, cock-gobbler was driving a fucking steam roller? On a two-fucking-lane road? In the middle of the fucking RUSH HOUR!

Oh man, I was so mad. It was all I could do to not pull over, run up to that moron, and throw him under the wheels of his steam roller. I may not be the fastest man on the planet, but I sure as shit could have caught this assmunch because he was going 5 fucking miles per hour. On. His. Fuck. Ing. Steam. Roller.

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4 comments on “A steam roller?!?

  1. Did it have a bumper sticker saying my other car is a Porsche?

  2. Howard says:

    LOL…No, it said, “If you can read this, I bet you’re one mad son-of-a-bitch”.

  3. Maura says:

    What was he driving?
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    Now tell us how you REALLY feel about it!

  4. RP says:

    Howard, I blame Starbucks. I think you’d have handled this much more evenly if you hadn’t been hopped up on the Starbucks. Its not too late, you know. You can stop. Anytime you want.

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