Trip List

List of things to do before leaving on The Trip from Hell:

  • Pick up new blazer: CHECK
  • Stop by cleaners
  • Stick pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Iron slacks
  • Print Itinerary
  • Stick more pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Pack
  • Set alarm one hour earlier
  • Stick bigger pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Wake up and realize this was all a bad dream a la Dallas
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24 hours and counting

Twenty-four hours from now, I will be on the plane with The Coconut. I am dreading this people, D R E A D I N G this. If you gave me a choice between going on this trip or having my scrotum waxed, I’m not sure which one I would choose. Why? Well as a very famous man once said, “there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it”.