24 hours and counting

Twenty-four hours from now, I will be on the plane with The Coconut. I am dreading this people, D R E A D I N G this. If you gave me a choice between going on this trip or having my scrotum waxed, I’m not sure which one I would choose. Why? Well as a very famous man once said, “there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it”.

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5 comments on “24 hours and counting

  1. C says:

    Have you ever said what it is about The Coconut that you dislike so much?

  2. Kat says:

    I second that very famous man’s declaration. It IS breathtaking.

  3. Chez says:

    I can’t quit laughing over the fact that you call this woman The Coconut because of her hair.

    http://www.thepayback.com/ is the best way to get the message across that you hate someone.

  4. Matt says:

    Did anyone else catch Austin Powers on VH1 last night? Damn, that’s a funny one.

  5. LeeAnn says:

    That is on my top ten list of things to say at random, particularly in quiet elevators or as I hand someone their change.

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