Trip List

List of things to do before leaving on The Trip from Hell:

  • Pick up new blazer: CHECK
  • Stop by cleaners
  • Stick pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Iron slacks
  • Print Itinerary
  • Stick more pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Pack
  • Set alarm one hour earlier
  • Stick bigger pins in Coconut Voodoo doll: CHECK
  • Wake up and realize this was all a bad dream a la Dallas
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One comment on “Trip List

  1. Wicked H says:

    Just a thought…you could have her seated at the emergency exit and then while making sure everyone else has a parachute open the exit and buh-bye Coconut.

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