You might be a Redneck…

If you’re gored in the hand by a goat, in your front yard, and the local Vet stitches you up, you might be a redneck.

Or, you could be my buddy Marty, who tried to slap his goat in the head for jumping on the fence and ended up with three stitches in his hand.

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One comment on “You might be a Redneck…

  1. Wicked H says:

    Yee Haw!!!!

    Oh, and get well soon. Moonshine works just as well as a tetanus shot – FYI.

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