Turkey-Day Festivities

Well, folks, this’ll be my first Turkey Day as a divorced man and I’m celebrating in typical man fashion. No, it won’t be a drunken porn fest or lounging around for 4 days in the same pair of boxers watching football. Although, I will admit, both of those do sound rather attractive. This year it’s going to be LIVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL, BABY!!

My buddy and I are heading to Little Rock, Arkansas tomorrow afternoon to enjoy a nice dinner with a co-worker/friend and then Friday we’re watching LSU stomp a mudhole into the Arkansas Razorbacks. GEAUX TIGERS!!

After witnessing LSU’s humiliation of the Razorchickens, it’s back into the Mazda6 for a trip to Oxford, MS. We’ll enjoy a nice stay at someone’s condo Friday night. Saturday, you’ll find us in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium watching the Ole Miss Rebels take on the Mississippi State Bulldogs in the annual Egg Bowl. I don’t really care who wins, although it would be nice to see State get the victory. I’ve got a lot of respect for their coach, Sylvester Croom, and little respect for the Ole Miss coach. Just don’t like the guy.

After that, we’ll head back to Jackson Saturday evening. Since these are the only games I’ll attend this year, I’m looking forward to it. I hope you, Dear Reader, have an excellent holiday and I will chat with you again on Monday. For those of you that don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say, “HAVE FUN AT WORK, SUCKERS!”. Adios.

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4 comments on “Turkey-Day Festivities

  1. ;o says:

    do you live in jackson?? i’ll be there next week. any advice for stuff to do?

  2. Kat says:

    Yeah, stop rubbing it in!! Actually, don’t stop. Feels good…mmmmmm…..

  3. Alicia says:

    Happy Thanksgiving! Sounds like you spent it the best way possible. 🙂 Much more fun than that lunch, too!

  4. RP says:

    Sounds fabulous! I can’t wait for a full report!

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