Me: Man, did you hear? Ben Rothlisberger is donating his playoff-game paycheck to the disaster relief fund. That’s $18,000!
MB: Yeah, I read it this morning. You know Sandra Bullock donated a million bucks earlier this month, right?
Me: Yup. Saw it on the news. I also read that Michael Shumacher, the Formula1 racer dude, is going to donate 10 million euros.
MB: 10 million euros? Holy shit!
Me: Yeah, that was pretty cool, even though it’s only about 8 or 9 thousand dollars American.
MB: No, idiot. It’s going to be right around 10 million dollars.
Me: Oh! Really? Sweet. You know, dude, with all that cash, I need to have a local tsunami.
MB: Doesn’t that happen every time you get in the tub?