Google searchers

To whom it may concern:

If you came here looking for dogs doing the ugly monkey dance, 1) you’re a sick fuck, and 2) you got the wrong site.

Sincerely,

The Management

PS – For the one guy looking for “girls who like to fuc”, you might try a spell checker next time…although I bet poor spelling is not the only thing holding you back.

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4 comments on “Google searchers

  1. Sweety says:

    LOL! Those google searches always crack me up.

  2. Jodie says:

    So far no one’s found me via google. I can’t wait. Or may be I can…

  3. Betsy says:

    I kept getting rafts of inbound people from MSN Search looking for a link to the Jib Jab video (I was number 3 or 4 there for a while).

    Which is all very well and good – but the first and second links on the search results page led you directly to the clip itself, and it was as clear as a bell that a) they had it, and b) I didn’t. So these people were visiting my blog…why…?

  4. sugarmama says:

    I wish there were an easy way to send the Google searchers to a page on my site that says, “GO AWAY YOU SICK FUCK!!!”

    The configuration file would be a list of all of the disgusting Google phrases used to find my site.

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