New Shoes

Why does it seem that every time I get a new pair of shoes it’s like walking with new feet? I trip on carpet lint, smack the car door when I get out, hit the curb. I look like a cat that’s got tape on its paws…legs whipping out to the side for no apparent reason, feet shaking in air. It’s pitiful.


One comment on “New Shoes

  1. Wicked H says:

    Maybe because you are distracted by all the IMing and the red thong?

    Just a thought 😉

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