It went something like this…
Scene: Company breakroom, early morning. Our hero enters, dragging ass, trying to find some caffeine.
Cleaning Lady: Mornin’! How you doing today?
Our Hero: grumblegrumblegrumble
Cleaning Lady: Oh, now, don’t be that way.
Our Hero: I know, I know, but I’m already worn out and it’s only Tuesday.
[silence for about 3 seconds]
Cleaning Lady: Darlin’, uh, you know today ain’t Tuesday?
Our Hero: Huh?
Cleaning Lady: Today’s not Tuesday, it’s Wednesday. We were off Monday.
Our Hero gives her a blank look as his brain wraps itself around the fact that it’s not Tuesday.
Cleaning Lady: It’s Wednesday, I promise.
Our Hero: Holy cow, you’re right, it IS Wednesday. Wahoo! Yes!
Cleaning Lady: (laughs) You need to dial it up a bit, son, the days are gettin’ by you.
Our Hero: Yes, Ma’am, you got that right. Either that or buy a watch that has the days on it.
I guess the moral of this story is this: Going through life being a dumbass isn’t so bad if you don’t realize you’re a dumbass.