NOTICE!

ATTENTION ALL COCKROACHES! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. IF YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES NOW, I WILL SPARE YOUR MISERABLE LIVES. OTHERWISE, I WILL RAIN HOLY FUCKIN’ TERROR ON YOUR HEADS, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. FUCKERS.

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4 comments on “NOTICE!

  1. Wicked H says:

    Just go after them now – better to be safe than sorry.

    Besides the bugs, how’d it all go?

  2. sugarmama says:

    Oh, joy. The previous owner of your house was lazy/cheap and didn’t spray for pests. I do the spraying myself since I think the pest control companies are too expensive. Get the big jug of bug stuff at the hardware store and go around the periphery of your house every 3 or 4 months. And you will probably have to bomb the inside of your house (have a place to stay overnight?)

  3. deb says:

    Oh, Howard – it’s just like living in NYC! At least now I know what to get you for a housewarming present.

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