I went to church services with a good friend of mine Wednesday night. I sat in on what could best be described as a beginner’s class. I’m afraid, however, that I have much further to go than most. Why? When the minister said that Jesus refers to himself as “I am” seven different times in the Bible, such as “I am the way, the truth, and the life”, then asked for other examples, the only thing I could think of was…I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
I hope there are air conditioners in Hell.