Who’d a thunk it?

So, uh, I actually LOST 5 1/2 pounds over the Thanksgiving holiday.

When you don’t get leftovers, it makes it pretty simple. How, you say, did I not get leftovers? Easy. When my Stepmom didn’t finish her meal, my Dad was quick to say, “Don’t throw it out. Since the leftovers are ours, just put the stuffing back into the bowl as well as the mashed potatoes.” That, my friends, is how you don’t get leftovers.