Uh…I don’t want to give the dogs back. I’ve gotten used to having them with me, waking me up at 5:30 every morning to give them treats, barking if a leaf moves, snuggling next to me on the couch, playing dead in the middle of the floor, and being incredibly excited to see me when I get home.

If I have to give them back, it’s really going to hurt. Can you go to jail for dognapping your own dogs?