A penis transplant

Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later because of psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

“Make it stop.”
“What?!?”
“That. It keeps looking at me funny.”
“What do you mean, looking at you funny?”
“The eye thingy…it winked at me.”
“WHAT?”
“The eye thingy. It winks at me when you’re not looking.”
“Honey, you’re seeing things. It doesn’t wink.”
“THERE! RIGHT THERE! SEE! It did it again! I’m going to sleep in the guest room!”
“Honey! WAIT!”

“Nice job, idiot.”
“Whaddya mean? I think she’s cute so I winked at her.”

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