If your iPod says this:
Live it. Learn it. Love it. Otherwise, you’ll spend the next 45 minutes of your life panicking, Googling, trying, Googling some more, praying, trying some more, Googling one last time, trying one more thing, then sighing when you finally see that lovely Apple logo.
Plus, it’s hard to explain that you’re late for choir because your iPod crapped out. And be sure you don’t say crapped out. Apparently that’s not a good choice of words for choir.
And finally, if your iPod
craps out quits working, email me for a resolution. However, I reserve the right to say, “I told you so.”