Conversation I just had with a neighbor I ran into at the bike shop:
Me: Hey, J, how you doing?
J: Not too bad. What about you?
Me: Can’t complain. Working my ass off, but that’s about it.
J: Same here. Did you see me wave this morning?
Me: Yeah, I saw you standing in the driveway next to your daughter.
J: Actually, that was my son.