When using the surround sound enable conference room, it is imperative that you mute the sounds on your laptop. It is doubly important to perform this action when using said conference room as your command center while working a Severity One Trouble Ticket.
Failure to follow these recommendations will result in the email notification of “WHOOOP! WHOOOP! Fart detected!” being broadcast on the aforementioned surround sound system immediately following your boss saying, “We’ve got to focus and get this resolved as quickly as possible.”