Splornack the Powerful

If you want to live dangerously, be sure to tease the biggest guy in your office about being a World of Warcraft dweeb player. As he leaves a meeting, don’t forget to give him the Spock salute as you tell him to, “Live Long and Prosper”. Also be sure to tell him that it’s illegal to hunt deer in the Flarknite Mountain range until after the 15th of Dorkcember.