Rain, rain, go away

Dude…enough already with the rain and thunder and lightning and wind. My yard is a bog, the dogs have a nervous twitch, and I’m tired of hearing the poorly masked glee in the local weatherman’s voice every time he says ‘possibility of golfball-sized hail’. I’m sure the only reason they show him from the waist up is because he’s sporting a bad-weather boner and they don’t want to pay the FCC fine for indecency. Sheesh guys. Show some restraint